Long trip at the desert turned bad. My bro lets call him Simon. Had his dog out with us on a long hike thru cactus and bushes that could cut your balls off. So my friend thinking hes got some paper towels with, drops trow and starts crapping a new planet on the ground. When he discovers hes outta paper towels calls his dog over to lick his ass no joke. While i find it vile i gotta give him points for stepping up and being innovative.
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