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Old 04-04-2011, 11:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
Janszoon
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My worst happened on mushrooms at a party at someone's house who I didn't know. I went to the bathroom and discovered after I had "dropped the kids off that the pool" that there was no toilet paper. I ended up resorting to shredding the cardboard roll itself and using that but it unfortunately clogged up the toilet. I snuck out of the bathroom but then later was near the people who lived there while they were complaining about whoever had fucked up their toilet. Shortly thereafter the cops broke up the party and me and my friend had to run through the backyard and hide. All in all not a good night for mushrooms.
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