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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio
Depressingly enough, one of my weirdest may have been in my own bathroom. I had a stomach virus, which I'm sure you all know means that urgency in getting to the bathroom overrides the natural instinct to check for TP before rushing onto the toilet and emptying your bowels post haste.
I didn't check, and when I was finished, all I had was my bathroom reading at the time - The Complete Works Of William Shakespeare.
The title page was too rough, so I wiped with a few pages from the index.
It had to be done.
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Oh, this post reminds me. Once I had to use a few pages of a phone book. If you crumple it and un-crumple them enough times, it actually isn't too harsh. I don't know how I forgot that one before, but it's pretty funny thinking back.
Eventually we did start carrying toilet paper on the job, but it took a while to realize we were all getting stiffed when it came time to poo.