Depressingly enough, one of my weirdest may have been in my own bathroom. I had a stomach virus, which I'm sure you all know means that urgency in getting to the bathroom overrides the natural instinct to check for TP before rushing onto the toilet and emptying your bowels post-haste.
I didn't check, and when I was finished, all I had was my bathroom reading at the time - The Complete Works Of William Shakespeare.
The title page was too rough, so I wiped with a few pages from the index.
It had to be done.
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