Bloozcrooz

Fine ill start it off...

This isnt really a weird thing to wipe with so much as the situation overall was just drunken idiocracy. So we stopped on a bridge in the middle of nowhere a few budddys and me. Proceeded to indulge in some alcoholic beverage drinking when out of nowhere a sharp doo doo pain hits me. Now the closest store is out of the question and anywhere secluded was as well. So...without shame (and fear of ****ting myself) I proceeded to crap right there on the bridge in front of everyone. Wiped with my under shirt while everyone laughed or barffed..depending on sense of humor. Then found a stick and prodded the poo till it stuck to the end of it and posed for pictures on everyones cell phones. Sent them to friends and fam as if i were standing by a 12 point buck. They thought it was even more funny that i was smiling while posing with the poo. Poo in one hand..beer in the other.

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<DoctorSoft>: You know life is good when you take Viagra to jack off lol