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Old 04-01-2011, 03:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali View Post
I fucking HATE June bugs.
Why is it that out of all the flying creatures on this earth, they are the most inept at aerial navigation? Or do they just enjoy crashing into your head, or other body parts, or straight into walls? They generally seem like the most purposeless bug ever invented, to me. Dumb, inadequate, and if any any insect predators actually find themselves at the bottom of the barrel and feed on them, they're only doing so for a short period of time.
I don't get it. They're the most retarded of all bugs, in my book. I don't know how they survive as a species. Maybe it's because all the creatures in the world have standards.
Ha! I've always wondered about them too. I mean, every one I see looks like it's in its death throes .. flying into walls, or on their back unable to turn over. I love them for it though, I'll flip 'em upright when they need some help. Usually when I see one I'm just glad it's not a tree roach .. although I like those guys too. It's fun to catch them and throw them back outside.

RE bug zappers, I hate them. The zapping sound and the blinding light bothers me more than any bug does.

In central TX, I haven't seen June bugs yet this year, probably because it's been unseasonably cool. God bless the idiotic June bug.

Anybody into paper wasps?
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