I had a dream two nights ago that I was hanging out at this retirement home for some reason and started talking to this keyboardist who had been putting on some kind of performance for the retirees. He and I decided it would be hilarious to cover an old Aerosmith song together so I put on a long-haired wig and start singing with him playing. Within about thirty seconds almost the entire audience had left the room and a minute or two later one of the staff came over and told us that they were getting noise complaints and we had to stop.
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