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Originally Posted by Janszoon
Of course you can always mess with him when he's drunk by asking him to do things like make a boulder he can't lift and whatnot.
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I'd be afraid he would get smart...
Me: "Hey God, I bet you can't make a boulder so heavy, that you can't lift it yourself!"
God: "Yes I can. Here's what I'll do... I'm a loving god, so I'll make a huge boulder, put it in a small cave, so that there's only room above the boulder and the cave ceiling so that you can fit in that space and not be able to move. I'll make it so that you don't require food or water. Then I will cry in agony because I can't bring myself to lift the boulder, because it will kill you. And I love you too much to kill you."
Me: "What about all the other people that die all the time? If you love them, why don't you save them?"
God: "That's another bet that I'm winning."