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Originally Posted by Tumor
That kind of sucks.
But my principal probably just had a good old fashioned bout of testicle cancer and I don't think anybody ever had a maggot vagina or intercourse with a dead cat. Everybody just says these things happened because nothing happens around here. Urban legends are ****ing great that way, they don't have to be true or even plausable, they just have to be interesting.
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ffs I thought the second one was real, derp. That's my problem, I can't tell the difference with these things.
I remember a few stories which were probably bull****.
There were apparently these lesbians that lived around the corner to me, and me and my mate used to stake out on the way home from school and try and see something. After 3 months of staking out all we saw was an old lady feeding a cat so either we got the wrong sort of house...or the wrong sort of pussy I dunno
Another one was there was apparently a pedo that lived in the old house in the alley in the park near where I live. He went mad and murdered his wife, somewhere along the way he got a hook hand. And he used to kidnap little kids and take them up to his house and do weird stuff. We used to go and chuck rocks at the window and run, but the friend who told me about it was always a bit TOO keen to go down there. I heard lately he's gone a bit weird now we've grown up lol
lol and my friend at Junior School said, in the bunkers behind the school there' this giant EGG. And he went up there and the egg hatched and it went BWWWWAAAAAALLLLLLLLRHRHHRH at him. So he locked the door and ran. He also thought pokemon were real and his Uncle could make them by splicing animal dna with computer codes. And he made a ditto but he couldnt find it cos it transformed into everything in the lab and played tricks. So I ordered a Squirtle. Never got it.
Thing is I actually believed all these were true when I was little, man I was a ****ing idiot back then
