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Originally Posted by Il Duce
my pastor said I should put the Bible under my pillow to be more godly
it only made me dream weird dreams of Jesus (Jesus was an eight-legged ant, Lucifer disguising himself as a light from above, mimicking Jesus' voice)
and my head was more often than not, sore the next day
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that's only applicable when you're enrolled in a Catholic school and you're having bible exam the day after.