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Originally Posted by The Virgin
how can being drunk be an excuse to get laid?
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states of drunkenness can used as an excuse to get laid -
i dunno why i'm kissing you but i am
i can't drive, can i crash at your place?
oh you look beautiful to me now
why are you looking at me from that angle?
<opens legs wide for the girl to sit there)
you like me feeling your boobs?
etc etc