Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
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Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things that are very difficult to say when you're drunk:
Specificity
Anti-constitutionalistically
Passive-aggressive disorder
Transubstantiate
Things that are impossible to say when you're drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
McDonald's? No thanks, I'm not hungry, and I'm trying to watch my weight.
Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or
on the side of the road.
I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
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