A man went to the city office to pick up his Social Security check. It was Friday and 5pm, so the office was just getting ready to close. The man got to the window and he realized that he had forgotten his ID. The teller told him that she could not give him the check without his ID. The man begged and pleaded with her.
The teller finally gave in. She told him that he certainly looked old enough to draw Social Security. She told him to lift up his shirt. If he had gray chest hair, he would definitely be old enough, and she would give him the check. The man lifted his shirt, revealing gray chest hair. The teller gave him his check, and he went home.
When the man got home, he told his wife what had happened. His wife was amazed. She said "Damn, if that worked you should have dropped your pants, you may have gotten a Disability check too!"
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