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Old 03-18-2011, 03:53 AM   #3628 (permalink)
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i had one experience where I let my partner to penetrate me anally (cause usually, i only resort to giving them oral sex). The very minute he got inside me, I screamed so loud that the attendant went up our room (we were at a hotel) and asked if everything was ok.

I swear to God I will never, ever let anyone sodomize me anymore. The idea is great, you see it on porn movies. But in reality, it hurts like hell! It ain't even funny. It was just a one time experience and I swear it felt like I had hemorrhoids after the incident. That will be the first and last time. I promise.
Usually when it happens for the first time depending on the guy they have NO CLUE what they are doing.

If there is no lube around never agree to do anal. If he did it like he saw on some porn movies then that's most likely why it hurt so much. They don't show the whole adding lube process. It gets edited out.
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