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Old 03-18-2011, 02:50 AM   #15048 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by djchameleon View Post
lawl. Hordes of people moving to Iowa? No thanks, You can keep those boondocks for yourself Ma'am.
...for myself and the few other tough loners who live in these isolated docks of boon, you mean.

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Originally Posted by Il Duce View Post
Iowa is a pretty good Slipknot album, though.
So I hear. A proud way to be famous. Now when I say I'm from Iowa, and people ask, "Is that where you grow potatoes?" I can answer, "No, that's Idaho. Iowa is where Slipknot is from."

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that's right Iowa is part of tornado alley.

I don't think it's that safe there.
Bah. Tornadoes aren't that scary. At least you can (usually) get away from them...unless they suck you out of your basement hiding place as they occasionally do... :/

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine View Post
Ireland :P We don't even have snakes!
The snakelessness of Ireland is a negative, not a positive, Moonlit! Turns out their absence is due to Ireland being an island, such that snakes never managed to migrate there (and survive):

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Why Ireland Has No Snakes - National Zoo| FONZ

One thing these few snake-less parts of the world have in common is that they are surrounded by water. New Zealand, for instance, split off from Australia and Asia before snakes ever evolved. So far, no serpent has successfully migrated across the open ocean to a new terrestrial home. As the world's oceans have risen and fallen over the millennia, land bridges have come and gone between Ireland, other parts of Great Britain, and the European mainland, allowing animals and early humans to cross. However, any snake that may have slithered it's way to Ireland would have turned into a popsicle when the ice ages hit.
Popsicle snakes!

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Originally Posted by GeddyBass2112 View Post
I am not having a nice couple of days. I suffer from incontinence and as a result, the last couple of days I've been so leaky, I can't go out the house for long periods without spare clothes, diapers and a nearby loo.
Dealing with incontinence must be frustrating. I've learned from my father-in-law that the diapers don't always hold all the urine, and so sometimes he has ended up with wet spots on his pants without any spares.

Today I have slept for 3 hours and then I looked up Ireland and snakes. The history of snakes and Ireland was kind of exciting to learn about, so so far it is been a good day.
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