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Originally Posted by Dirty
In the elevator. I'd convince the women in the elevator we were permanently trapped and we would soon run out of air and we should orgy as one last hoorah before death. Then when the doors opened, I'd casually go about my day. It'd be more awkward in a submarine.
Would you rather have sex with this woman 50 times and be forced to stare at her face the entire time:
Or
be forced to wipe Rosie O'Donell's ass after everytime she feasts at Taco Bell
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I will gladly wipe Rosie O'Donnell's ass. I wouldn't even be able to get an erection staring at the cat woman's face.
Yeah but what if you are in the elevator alone or with a bunch of dudes? I doubt you'd be fortunate enough to have women in the elevator with you
Would you rather be stuck in a huge human hamster wheel for the rest of your life or be stuck inside the body of lab rat that is in one of those mazes that they create for them?