Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Dear Kesha (Ke$ha...or whatever),

Your lyrics sound like they were written by a 5 year old girl. A precocious 5 year old girl....but a wee tot nonetheless. Really...rhyming "swagger" and "Mick Jagger"? "mess with us" and "Neck-a-luss-us"?

Yet I still find myself shamelessly addicted to your brand of mind-numbing, body-shaking club pop. In fact, I've choreographed a dance I can perform in my car while listening to "We R Who We R".

I'm going to go put on your CD and lay on a bed of nails now.

Love always,
Sarah