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Old 02-28-2011, 11:18 PM   #7775 (permalink)
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yeah he needs to know his place in the world
Oh you must have a new husband that doesn't know how to act. You should put him on pussy parole and he will come correct right away. He needs to learn the ways of being married and keeping you happy. He's a hard lesson he'll have to learn on his own.

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Couple random things I wanna bitch about

-That guy in class who always raises his hand and everyone in the class is thinking "oh shit here we go again." Even the professor hesitates to call on him, but it'd be too awkward to let him sit in the front of the room with his hand up. In one of my sociology courses there's this kid who always raises his hand to participate in our daily class discussions on readings, but almost every time he starts rambling off topic and not really forming much of a thought that relates to what we are talking about. He's got this really think lisp and says "like" a ridiculous amount. He wastes so much of our time just talking before thinking.

-I also get really annoyed in classes when people around me talk or are loud. These frat bros sit behind me in English Literature and everyday they laugh and talk so damn loud and you can tell everyone gets kinda annoyed but the professor is real laid back and usually just looks back at them but never says anything. I just dont like rude people in class, like everyone zipping up their bookbag 5 minutes before class ends. Just wait til the class is over, the professor has to yell over everyone rustling around.

-Ok, this type of person I really get annoyed with. At the gym, there is a track. On this track, there are 3 lanes. They are labelled like 20 times as "walk," "jog," and "run." So... WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WALKING IN THE RUNNING LANE. It's not a very big track so it's crowded enough sometimes without having to dodge and weave people in the outside running lane taking their good old time. It's like riding a bicycle in the passing lane on the highway. Just holds everyone up and clogs up the track and always pisess me off.
Oh man I've experienced all three of those and they make me mad. The one about the track though....I don't mind that one too much. I just keep running and then step around then and then go back. No big deal there.

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I actually felt the most unpatriotic while serving. While walking around in uniform, you can't help but be stopped by someone graciously thanking you, buying you drinks, upgrading you to first class, etc...but I never felt truly deserving of it. Like you say it was a selfish decision with a bit of patriotism joining, then once I was in for a bit, I lost all patriotism and looked at the military in a completely negative way. At least the Navy/Air Force/Coast Guard. I don't know why, but I find it much more patriotic being an idiot and running over an IED.
Yeah while I was in the Navy it's funny how many sailors treat the military like it's a prison sentence. You count down how long until you get out and people are all like NEVER AGAIN VOLUNTEER YOURSELF. I always came across some **** the navy type graffiti different places. When people would stop me and thank me I loved that ego boost. I'm like **** yeah I'm in the military protecting your rights and all that good ****. Bow down and lick my mother fucking feet.

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anal beadss?
why do you not know the pleasure of anal beads? weird. I think your hubby is doing something wrong.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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