"Wanna come back to my place? My mom won't be home for hours."
"I'm going to flip this coin. Your call. Am I getting head or tail?"
"Hey, are you legal?"
"Hey, would you like a tic-tac?"
"No thanks."
"Please! Take one!"
"Your parents must be a.ssholes because you're the s.hit."
For Always Sunny fans:
"I'm a full-on rapist."
And the best line:
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