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07-23-2015, 06:45 PM
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Born to be mild
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  Wait, what? You into chicks? Or dudes who dress like chicks or are half-chick or whatever the **** Sansa is?? 
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07-28-2015, 01:39 PM
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silky smooth
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Pangaea
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We're back in business, ladies and gents.
Chapter Four: Flashback Four years prior... Hatemonchan: I can't help but feel like we've been infiltrated, y'know? Le Spambots of Doom are far more clever than they appear. Lambspoon: I know what you mean. There are certain newcomers to Music Banterus that I do not feel we should trust. Like this guy over here...he rubs me the wrong way. James Franco Pepe Kalle Bob Marley Rick James Big Booty Bonanza Johnson: Holy moly **** **** damn dog hot diggity, you see that Strawberry over there? Do you know the things I would do to dat ass? Lambspoon: Um...I'm not sure I want to know. Hatemonchan: I kind of strangely do James Franco Pepe Kalle Bob Marley Rick James Big Booty Bonanza Johnson: KIEKIEKIEKIEKIEKIEKIEKIE *runs off* Strawberry: Someone should tell that guy that he is sexually depraved and needs attention. Also, by the way, I'm not sure if you've noticed so I have to check, but, just so you know, in case you were wondering, have you noticed that I have large breasts? Hatemonchan: Yes we have. And, well, we're talking about important things right now so could we have just a moment? Strawberry: Yeah, sure, just checking to make sure you guys knew. And stuff. Alright, anyway, seeya! Lambspoon: Quite a quirky cast of characters we have here, eh Hatemonchan? Hatemonchan: Yes, and at times I grow tiresome of the antics on display in our great kingdom. But I shall persevere, for Le Spambots of Doom will never give up. We just have to figure out how their forces have grown so large and formidable. Lambspoon: I fear we do not have much time to waste. A full-on assault could happen any day now! ??????: Mwahahahaha, yes, YES!!! Your doom approaches! Hatemonchan: Is that you, Doo Doo? You're babbling that doomsday crap again. Doo Doo: I will slaughter any that oppose me! Just you wait and see! Lambspoon: How much longer are we keeping this guy around? Surely you agree that he is a negative presence within our Kingdom. Hatemonchan: It's alright, as long as he never manages to get ahold of the Mighty Hammer of Ban we should be okay. Lambspoon: Um, isn't that the Mighty Hammer of Ban in his hands right now? And he's hitting people over the head with it repeatedly whilst laughing maniacally. Hatemonchan: Oh fuck. Alright, we must take him out! Hatemonchan and Lambspoon swiftly unsheathed their blades and confronted Doo Doo. In his crazed, maniacal state he was no match for the calculated, graceful fighting style of the two. Lambspoon: You've swung the Mighty Hammer of Ban for the last time, Doo Doo. Hatemonchan: We banish you from the Kingdom of Music Banterus! Doo Doo: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo  Doo Doo: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hatemonchan: Ugh, let's just fucking kill him already. *stab* Doo Doo: oooooo......................................ngh... ...you haven't seen....the last....of....me...... To be continued........................
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07-28-2015, 01:58 PM
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silky smooth
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07-28-2015, 02:18 PM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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Stupendous.
 Greatest thing in a long while.
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07-28-2015, 09:07 PM
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Make it so
Join Date: Oct 2005
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But seriously guys, do you know that I have really large breasts? I wasn't sure if the story highlighted it enough.
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07-28-2015, 09:48 PM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
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