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Old 07-11-2015, 03:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Necropedophilia: Yay or Nay?

Pedophilia causes untold trauma to countless children, while necrophilia is a victimless crime. So why not let pedophiles **** dead kids?

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Old 07-11-2015, 03:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2015, 03:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to MB at 4 in the morning.
Say, you're underage, aren't you?
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Perhaps but this is also batty on a normal day. It being 0400 just makes his tongue more liberal. The thoughts are always there, though.
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Old 07-11-2015, 07:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I still say my idea is sound. Throw some meat to the lions so they don't eat you.
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I still say my idea is sound. Throw some meat to the lions so they don't eat you.
Can't we just shoot them and be done with it? Remember, kids, a dead lion doesn't eat you for lunch.
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Can't we just shoot them and be done with it? Remember, kids, a dead lion doesn't eat you for lunch.
It's not illegal just to be a pedophile. If they haven't actually committed a crime, then you can't execute them for it.
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As soon as they sign up for the program we take them out back and shoot them.
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