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Old 08-03-2009, 07:03 PM   #1281 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:31 PM   #1282 (permalink)
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Dammit I just chafed big time, tip of my foreskin is irritated, masturbation injuries ftl.
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:32 PM   #1283 (permalink)
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Dammit I just chafed big time, tip of my foreskin is irritated, masturbation injuries ftl.
LMAO, thats too funny, hahahah
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:39 PM   #1284 (permalink)
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Aaaagggh my mental eyes

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Old 08-03-2009, 11:31 PM   #1285 (permalink)
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That reminds me of that movie Heartbreak Kid...
"Can we do like, the missionary position?"
"What's that"
"You know, where I'm on top and we have regular sex"
"Can you pile-drive me from that position?"

"oh god JACKHAMMER ME!!!"
I heard he's still collecting royalties from that movie. That's why he retired from moderating you know?
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:11 AM   #1286 (permalink)
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So do they serve free food at these sausage fests? Wait. Don't answer that.
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:12 AM   #1287 (permalink)
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Don't have sexual intimacies kids, or you'll get swine flu.

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Old 08-04-2009, 08:56 AM   #1288 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:58 AM   #1289 (permalink)
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I BROKE MY DICK!

see like that.
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Old 08-04-2009, 01:20 PM   #1290 (permalink)
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maybe if i'd been following this thread i'd be a little less scared and confused by the post above? hehe

i like kink. leather, latex, light bondage. i'm trying to get my "friend" to do it at the top of the lookout tower on the hill that looks over our little town, but i'm not sure yet if he'll be up for it

but still, plenty of time for that kind of adventure. especially since my dad gave me £1000 for "responsible university purchases" which i'm in the process of squandering on toys. thank you, daddy!
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