The Album Club 2017

TechnicLePanther · 03-28-2017, 04:59 AM

I'm joining but probably will not have time this week to make a review. So just don't count on me this week, next week I will be good however.

Trollheart · 03-28-2017, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

I'm abiding by the cut off rules and will just review Frankenstein Girls instead. I have some free time tomorrow to dedicate to it.

OKey dokey matey

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

This one crashed and burned shortly after takeoff for me. I barely made it 6 minutes in and I started fast-forwarding through tracks, trying to find any redeeming musical qualities in this album.
Take the worst aspects of rap, funk, metal and techno... put them in a blender... add lots of dumb, juvenile lyrics... toss in a bunch of annoying video game sounds... hook a microphone up to the whole disgusting mess... turn the amp up... turn the blender on...
Every time I heard a promising funk riff, it was completely ruined almost immediately by an onslaught of audio diarrhea. It was as if the band occasionally stumbled onto a good riff by accident, didn't have any idea how to develop it or what to do with it, and just abandoned it to fall back on their ****ty, juvenile, nu-metal sound.
I couldn't make it through a single, complete song beyond the first 6 minutes of this audio drek.

2/10

I'm assuming this is Franky Girls you're writing about? Just it doesn't refer, but listening to it now for the first time I can see what you mean, and take it you're talking about this week's album.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Troll i dont think forums are active enough for the new thread per album idea to be a problem. Its one thread a week! But more work for you soo. I think its a good idea though just for organization, still wont make these lazy ****ers post on time.

The only problem with doing this is that it could actually actively encourage people to delay posting, as they'll say "Ah I can just post in the [insert album] thread so **** it." I think I'd rather not do that. It could get very messy.

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Originally Posted by TechnicLePanther

I'm joining but probably will not have time this week to make a review. So just don't count on me this week, next week I will be good however.

I'll add you in, but only expect a review for next week's album. Cool?

**Goofle** · 03-28-2017, 02:55 PM

It would be better if people posted the album they are discussing even if it should seem obvious.

Psy-Fi · 03-28-2017, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I'm assuming this is Franky Girls you're writing about? Just it doesn't refer, but listening to it now for the first time I can see what you mean, and take it you're talking about this week's album.

Yes. Updated my post with the added album title.

Electrophonic Tonic · 03-28-2017, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle

It would be better if people posted the album they are discussing even if it should seem obvious.

Very good idea. I'll update all of my posts.

Trollheart · 03-28-2017, 03:55 PM

Mindless Self Indulgence - Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy

I'm not even going to bother with the matrix on this one. This was, hands down, the worst album I have heard here in this club, and possibly ever. Even OLD was better than this. It was juvenile to the max (even more than OLD) - singing "***got ***got ***got"? Real mature guys! It had no redeeming qualities for me, nothing I could pick out and more to the point it had THIRTY ****ING TRACKS! I know most of them were a minute or two at best, but when the music is this bad, that's too long. The band name is very apt because that's exactly what this is, on every level. If I could rate it lower than a Hate I would. By the time I'd suffered to track 15 and realised there was just as much yet to come, I turned the volume down and just let it play out. I was this close from just stopping listening altogether.

Absolutely awful. 0/10

The Identity Matrix · 03-28-2017, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Mindless Self Indulgence - Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy

I'm not even going to bother with the matrix on this one. This was, hands down, the worst album I have heard here in this club, and possibly ever. Even OLD was better than this. It was juvenile to the max (even more than OLD) - singing "***got ***got ***got"? Real mature guys! It had no redeeming qualities for me, nothing I could pick out and more to the point it had THIRTY ****ING TRACKS! I know most of them were a minute or two at best, but when the music is this bad, that's too long. The band name is very apt because that's exactly what this is, on every level. If I could rate it lower than a Hate I would. By the time I'd suffered to track 15 and realised there was just as much yet to come, I turned the volume down and just let it play out. I was this close from just stopping listening altogether.

Absolutely awful. 0/10

Now I don't want to listen to this... Oh well. I signed up for this....

**Frownland** · 03-28-2017, 04:02 PM

TH can't handle slightly innovative/non-pop music if it's of any consolation.

The Batlord · 03-28-2017, 04:07 PM

The more I hear the more I want to listen to this album.

Electrophonic Tonic · 03-28-2017, 04:16 PM

It has the best tracklist I've seen since Anal Cunt's It Just Gets Worse.

So its got that going for it. Which is nice.

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Mindless Self Indulgence - Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy I'm not even going to bother with the matrix on this one. This was, hands down, the worst album I have heard here in this club, and possibly ever. Even OLD was better than this. It was juvenile to the max (even more than OLD) - singing "*got got got"? Real mature guys! It had no redeeming qualities for me, nothing I could pick out and more to the point it had THIRTY ING TRACKS! I know most of them were a minute or two at best, but when the music is this bad, that's too long. The band name is very apt because that's exactly what this is, on every level. If I could rate it lower than a Hate I would. By the time I'd suffered to track 15 and realised there was just as much yet to come, I turned the volume down and just let it play out. I was this close from just stopping listening altogether. Absolutely awful. 0/10** __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

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03-28-2017, 04:16 PM	#470 (permalink)
Electrophonic Tonic Your Ad Here Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 876	It has the best tracklist I've seen since Anal Cunt's It Just Gets Worse. So its got that going for it. Which is nice. __________________ I was told I wouldn't need a signature...