Your most hated Christmas songs

Urban Hat€monger ? · 12-04-2012, 11:25 AM

I remember when I worked in a shop and management decided to play Christmas music from the beginning of November up till New Years Eve.

Sadly they only had 2 Christmas albums and I had to listen to these albums anything from 8 to 13 hours a day 6 days a week for 2 months.

And Frosty the f*cking Snowman was on both albums meaning I heard it round about every 30 minutes throughout that whole 2 months.

And no i'm not posting a f*cking youtube video of it.

**Janszoon** · 12-04-2012, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Didn't like it. Christmas songs (both traditional and contemporary) just do nothing for me. I know it's Christmas time, I don't need "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" to remind me.

I'm not sure how this relates to the song I posted as it is neither traditional nor contemporary nor, for that matter, even really a Christmas song.

FRED HALE SR. · 12-04-2012, 11:29 AM

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...vGTQsZTsdGP53w

The Batlord · 12-04-2012, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

How about this?

And on that note:

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**** Christmas! All the time
Now I've got my yuletide pride!
**** Christmas! All the time
I've got Jesus on my side!

Now that's what I call the Christmas spirit.

Trollheart · 12-04-2012, 12:40 PM

Alright, it's not a song but hey if you hate CHristmas you gotta watch this.. if you've already seen it, sure have yerself a laugh anyway.

And Jansz, big thumbs up on the McCartney song. God how I hate that!

14232949 · 12-04-2012, 12:57 PM

Lol at those crappy metal bands thinking they're all alternative because they release poor music with the word 'Christmas' in the title used in a derogatory manner.
Think I'd rather listen to Cliff Richard.

To answer the original post, I'd have to go with The Pouges - Fairytale of New York.

Give me all the arguments about it not being a 'Christmas song' but fact is year after year it gets rolled out and it physically drains me with its sheer awfulness.
Also, you're not making some kind of anti-commercialism stand by listening to it, you're just putting yourself under unnecessary suffering.

Screen13 · 12-04-2012, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ?

I remember when I worked in a shop and management decided to play Christmas music from the beginning of November up till New Years Eve.

Sadly they only had 2 Christmas albums and I had to listen to these albums anything from 8 to 13 hours a day 6 days a week for 2 months.

And Frosty the f*cking Snowman was on both albums meaning I heard it round about every 30 minutes throughout that whole 2 months.

And no i'm not posting a f*cking youtube video of it.

Seriously I can relate to this. On that note, I will also not post YouTubes of a lot of the songs I can not stand during the season, including Celine Dion's annoying cover John Lennon's classic.

**Janszoon** · 12-04-2012, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by mankycaaant

Lol at those crappy metal bands thinking they're all alternative because they release poor music with the word 'Christmas' in the title used in a derogatory manner.
Think I'd rather listen to Cliff Richard.

"Metal bands" plural? I've only seen one metal band posted in this thread so far.

Screen13 · 12-04-2012, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

"Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney is the worst Christmas song I can think of. From the cheesy synthesizer to the lame lyrics, it has literally zero redeeming features. The single even has terrible cover art (see below). Apparently McCartney is embarrassed by this song these days, as he should be.

This seriously is among the most annoying X-Mas blasts of wind ever. Paul and Synth with some of the most cliche lyrics committed to such a song. There have been worse, but this was possibly the very first holiday song I detested.

Mojo · 12-04-2012, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mankycaaant

To answer the original post, I'd have to go with The Pouges - Fairytale of New York.

Give me all the arguments about it not being a 'Christmas song' but fact is year after year it gets rolled out and it physically drains me with its sheer awfulness.
Also, you're not making some kind of anti-commercialism stand by listening to it, you're just putting yourself under unnecessary suffering.

I couldn't disagree with you more. I've been overexposed to probably hundreds of Christmas songs, just like everyone else, and the only one I would say I 'like' is The Pogues.

Everything else can fuck off.

12-04-2012, 11:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I remember when I worked in a shop and management decided to play Christmas music from the beginning of November up till New Years Eve. Sadly they only had 2 Christmas albums and I had to listen to these albums anything from 8 to 13 hours a day 6 days a week for 2 months. And Frosty the fcking Snowman was on both albums meaning I heard it round about every 30 minutes throughout that whole 2 months. And no i'm not posting a fcking youtube video of it. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Alright, it's not a song but hey if you hate CHristmas you gotta watch this.. if you've already seen it, sure have yerself a laugh anyway. And Jansz, big thumbs up on the McCartney song. God how I hate that! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

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12-04-2012, 12:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	Lol at those crappy metal bands thinking they're all alternative because they release poor music with the word 'Christmas' in the title used in a derogatory manner. Think I'd rather listen to Cliff Richard. To answer the original post, I'd have to go with The Pouges - Fairytale of New York. Give me all the arguments about it not being a 'Christmas song' but fact is year after year it gets rolled out and it physically drains me with its sheer awfulness. Also, you're not making some kind of anti-commercialism stand by listening to it, you're just putting yourself under unnecessary suffering.