Musicbanter World Heavyweight Champion

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-24-2006, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine

If I win I get 200 dollars and gas (on my friend's tab for a week)

if she wins, she more or less chooses who the next guy i screw is. And I've gotta take her out to dinner four times before the school year is over.

The way i see it, if i don't win I'm gonna be at least 500 bucks in debt. my friend eats like an army.

you put sex with you on the line?
thats probably not the best idea in the world.

Raine · 12-24-2006, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

you put sex with you on the line?
thats probably not the best idea in the world.

well I already know who she has in mind.
she's trying to play matchmaker and set me up with a certain ex boyfriend.

My biggest prob is the dinner. She said every fast food joint in 20 a mile radius of my house. For one big giant meal.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-02-2018, 10:19 PM

The MusicBanter World Heavyweight Championship has been vacated. All you have to do is describe how you would beat the current champion [me, I created the thread and am now, resurrecting it] via pin fall, KO, submission, detailed montage of martial arts, etc. Use your imagination. Brutality, Creativity and Originality earns you props.

I'm the champ. How do you beat me?

**Frownland** · 01-02-2018, 10:21 PM

I show your website to graphic designers and you die from embarrassment after I throw you off of a building and hit you with a ladder..

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-02-2018, 10:24 PM

Maybe throw in some cool wrestling GIF's too. This thread has "PO-TENTIAL" #FingersCrossed

Neapolitan · 01-02-2018, 11:19 PM

I will you crush you like an empty beer. Like I crush empty beer cans against my forehead.

I will slam you so hard on the canvas your microchip implant will pop right out of you.

I will drop kick Stalin half man/half ape right into you. You won't know what hit you.

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You are no match for me. You will be defenseless like a stuff animal. Like a stuff animal squirrel trying to guard its nuts. I will come out of nowhere like a ninja squirrel and take you out.

I will, I will ... whoa!!!

OccultHawk · 01-03-2018, 09:05 AM

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-05-2018, 10:37 PM

My amazing genetics allow me to rise from the dead

Honestly, I'm rather insulted that you thought you had got the better of me. You clearly have no idea who you're dealing with homie!

I unleash . . . NINJA MADNESS!!!!!!!

I then LITERALLY punch off the top part of your head

I pin you and become the new CHAMPION!!!

Akai · 01-05-2018, 10:58 PM

Daiyym Merit;

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-05-2018, 11:02 PM

#GreatestOfAllTime

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01-02-2018, 10:19 PM	#193 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	The MusicBanter World Heavyweight Championship has been vacated. All you have to do is describe how you would beat the current champion [me, I created the thread and am now, resurrecting it] via pin fall, KO, submission, detailed montage of martial arts, etc. Use your imagination. *Brutality, Creativity* and *Originality* earns you props. I'm the champ. How do you beat me?

01-02-2018, 10:24 PM	#195 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	Maybe throw in some cool wrestling GIF's too. This thread has "PO-TENTIAL" *#FingersCrossed*

01-05-2018, 10:37 PM	#198 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	My amazing genetics allow me to rise from the dead Honestly, I'm rather insulted that you thought you had got the better of me. You clearly have no idea who you're dealing with homie! I unleash . . . NINJA MADNESS!!!!!!! I then LITERALLY punch off the top part of your head I pin you and become the new CHAMPION!!!

01-05-2018, 11:02 PM	#200 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	*#GreatestOfAllTime*